"Jesus is the only card I have left to play, but with that Card, I'll win the game." - Travis Allen 1981-99, Class of 2000, Auburn Adventist Academy

Advice

"Chief, I'm amazed, a whole week without a hair clog. What happened?"

Blair blushed.

"Some of the ladies down at the station took me aside..."

"Did you get their phone numbers?"

Blair slapped Jim on the arm.

"They were married!"

Jim just laughed.

"Anyway, they had some tips that worked great."

"I'll say. So, why'd they share this information?."

"They said I needed to learn how to have long hair and live with a ~mumble.~

Blair mumbled the last word so badly even Jim couldn't catch it.

Jim smirked.

"What was that, Chief?"

Blair blushed a deeper shade.

"A husband."

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