"Jesus is the only card I have left to play, but with that Card, I'll win the game." - Travis Allen 1981-99, Class of 2000, Auburn Adventist Academy

note: I thought of this one while watching my sister crocheting.

Crocheting

"Uh, Blair, what are you doing?"

"Crocheting."

"And why are you crocheting?"

"Tammy taught me."

"I repeat, why?"

"Oh, she asked everybody in the study group to make quilting squares for the auction."

"What auction?"

"To raise money for homeless children."

"Uh, is it hard?"

"No, it's really easy. Sit down and I'll teach you. I've got an extra hook here."

"This is kinda fun."

"Yeah it is. Relaxing too."

"Yeah, but I'm only doing this fir the kids. Don't you *dare* tell anyone about this."

"Oooh, wait'll the guys hear about Ellison crocheting."

"Sandburg! Don't you dare!"

Evil laughter.