"Jesus is the only card I have left to play, but with that Card, I'll win the game." - Travis Allen 1981-99, Class of 2000, Auburn Adventist Academy

note: I'm using this one as the opening for my paper on fanfiction. My teacher said he was amused by it.

Fanfiction

Blair set the phone down with a sigh.

Jim glanced up.

"What's up, Chief?"

"Oh, nothing. Just a student."

"So, what's the problem?"

"He wants an extension on his paper."

Blair sighed again.

"At least he was honest."

"About what?"

"His excuse."

"Come on, Sandburg. Do I have to drag it out of you?"

"He was busy writing fanfiction."

"What?! That's his excuse? You're not going to give him an extension are you?"

"I think I have to."

"Why in the world would you have to?"

"I'm the one that keeps begging him for the next section of the story."

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