"Jesus is the only card I have left to play, but with that Card, I'll win the game." - Travis Allen 1981-99, Class of 2000, Auburn Adventist Academy

note: This drabble is based on a true experience by my sister.

Fishing

"Hey, Jim. Guess what."

"I hate guessing."

"I caught sixteen salmon today. With my bare hands."

"What? I thought you were helping with a grade school field trip."

"I was. Joyce's sister is in the class, and they needed more adult supervisors. Joyce has covered some classes for me, and I thought this would be a fun way to pay the debt."

"So, why were you fishing?"

"We were at the river."

"And you caught sixteen salmon? Riiiiiiiiiight. How long did this take?"

"Hour and a half."

"*Sixteen* salmon?"

"Sure. Course, they were only inch and a quarter long."

"Sandburg!"