"Jesus is the only card I have left to play, but with that Card, I'll win the game." - Travis Allen 1981-99, Class of 2000, Auburn Adventist Academy

note: This is based on a real experience that happened to my family while at a Mongolian barbeque restaurant.

Fortune

Jim and Blair had once again ordered Chinese.

Dinner was quiet.

Afterwards, Blair cracked open his fortune cookie.

He read it, then smiled.

He paused, then snorted.

The snort turned into a laugh.

He was soon holding his sides and laughing so hard he was gasping for breath.

Jim picked up the fortune.

~~It is better to have a chicken tomorrow, than an egg today.~~

Huh?

Jim glanced at his hysterical Guide.

"Sandburg! What's so funny about this fortune?"

Blair gasped out his reply.

"You're. Suppose. To add. In bed. Too a. Fortune.

Jim blinked, then he cracked up too.

an explanation of the joke

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