"Jesus is the only card I have left to play, but with that Card, I'll win the game." - Travis Allen 1981-99, Class of 2000, Auburn Adventist Academy

note: my dad didn't like this one, but I thought it was funny.

Houserules

Blair whistled happily.

Today was a great day.

He opened the door and bounced into the loft.

He giggled.

"Honey, I'm home!"

His loud voice bounced around the room.

He looked around.

Where's Jim? His truck is parked downstairs.

The question was answered by Jim's bellow.

"Sandburg! Get your butt back here."

Blair moved to the bathroom quickly.

"Don't you ever do that again!"

Blair took in the crossed arms and patented Ellison glare.

He followed Jim's pointed finger, and began to laugh.

Jim's face turned red.

"Putting the toilet paper roll on upside down is not a laughing matter."

note: I thought of this one because I remember learning that one of the biggest argument people living together can have is about which way toliet paper is supposed to roll off :P

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